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Joke of the Day

"migraine |my-grain| noun 1 a recurrent severe headache 2 what a farmer shouts in disbelief after a terrible storm destroys his wheat field"

"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"

"I like my whiteboards like I like my women... Remarkable."

"The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia"

"How does Moses make his coffee? He-brews it."

"How do I explain to this 5yo why it is of paramount importance to use the word kitty instead of pussy in his Mother's day card?"

"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"

"What is green and goes a hundred miles per hour? A fuel injected pickle."

"What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met? Pork and bologne sammiches."

"Sorry I borrowed your pen and performed that emergency tracheotomy that turned out not to be an emergency. And sorry about your neck hole."