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Joke of the Day
"How did the jews fight off Nazis? Jew jitsu"
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"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."
"did you hear about the Indian restaurant that ran out of bread? it was a naan issue sorry"
"To the man in the wheelchair at Walmart. You may have stole my camouflage jacket. But just remember, you can hide but you cannot run!"
"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."
"How do you know if someone has been to Florida? They'll tell you."
"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"
"I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS ...and then begs you to let me in."
"My Aunt Rosie has sent me so many Candy Crush invites that I've legitimately stopped loving her"
"I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they're going to be talking."