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Joke of the Day
"How did the jews fight off Nazis? Jew jitsu"
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"Mid-'90s joke I just made up: Steven Tyler made a new version of Dude Looks Like A Lady... it goes ""Dude looks like his daughter!"""
"Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before 1, 2 and 3? Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was."
"How did Al Gore invent the Internet? With Al-Gore-rithims"
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"What is DNA The national dyslexic association."
"I asked the lady from the collection agency out on a date. She turned me down, but keeps calling. I told her I'm too old for games."
"1. Put ""Out of Order"" sign on a staircase. 2. Wait until someone says, ""Stairs can't be out of order!"" and uses them. 3. Release the bees."
"What is the Arabic word for Priest? Infidel."
"I want to die of natural causes like being stabbed to death by a rainforest."