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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogel better not drop the soap in jail. He might not enjoy those footlongs as much."
Next Joke
"I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, ""Got any shoes you're not using?"
"My German girlfriend likes to rate my sexual performance on a scale of 1-10, last night we tried anal she kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done."
"just told my kid ""you're not going to die if you try a piece of lamb"" and she said ""yeah, i'm going to die anyway"""
"IKEA made headlines today... ...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases"
"[Job Interview] *okay, he can't find out I'm a wolf* *fixes tie* *checks breath* IS THAT A PICTURE OF YOUR BABY SHE LOOKS DELICIOUS"
"Aren't dad jokes great? I got a bad sunburn a week ago, and my skin is staring to peel of.I guess you could say that it's.....appealing"
"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"Everything's made in China except babies... ...those are made in vachina."
"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"