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Joke of the Day
"I think I might have a shower. *checks* Yes, I have a shower."
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"There must've been a good reason Zimmerman pulled a gun on his wife. Like, maybe she was walking down the street, minding her own business."
"What rock group has four men that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"What's the most common career choice among spiders? Web development"
"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"
"I am willing to promise my kids anything just so they go away for a while. I learned that trick from the government"
"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"
"I've developed a phobia of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them."
"Confucius say, piano falls down mineshaft... Get tone of A Flat Miner."
"What do you do when your leaders invade two countries and depose two leaders, inspiring the rise of ISIS? Call Trump Hitler."