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Joke of the Day
"It's me and Pamela Handerson again this Valentine's Day... "
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"""What you just said reminds me of something completely different I want to talk about."" - Everyone"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?"
"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"
"About a week ago, my Girlfriend developed anorexia Ever since then, I've been seeing less and less of her."
"Survival Tip: If confronted by a dinosaur while hiking, politely but firmly explain that it is extinct."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool"
"Time flies when a falcon steals your wristwatch."
"A guy walks into a heavy metal bar. ouch."
"So my doctor told me I need to stop eating so much... But I don't think I can just quit eating cold turkey."