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Joke of the Day

"Mr. Belichick how do you feel about these accusations against your organization? Deflated."

"Cherish your high school friendships, those people will be strangers for the rest of your life."

"What type of meat do catholic priests eat on Friday? Nun."

"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"

"What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around. "

"I told my son if he doesn't step it up, I'm going to start living vicariously through someone else's kid."

"Did you hear the one about the blind prostitute? Ya gotta hand it to her..."

"Two antennas meet on a roof and fall in love... They date for awhile, get engaged, and then get married. The wedding ceremony itself wasn't that great, but the reception was amazing!"

"What is one item which has never been affected by inflation? Deer's Balls There are always under a buck"

"Now remember kids; if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive ;)"