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Joke of the Day

"What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner? Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already."

"What do you call a sexually active spaghetti? Fetishini Alfredo"

"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplane crashes so watch your ass."

"Which is heavier, a coin or a ship? Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!"

"I'm a simple man *bites a pinecone* I enjoy simple things *tosses a gun into a lake* that's why I decided to let these bees live in my skull"

"Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings too."

"My productivity at work has gone down 43% since corporate bought me a swivel chair."

"What do you call a feline massage therapist? A cat scratcher."

"why did sally fall off the swings she pooped herself"

"I was in a band called Obese Bastards. What can I say. We went through a stage."