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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so good at sports? Hard work and dedication."

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"What would Vincent Van Gogh be if he was a sheep? Lamb Gogh"
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"every year you pass your birthday and know that you were born that day but every year you pass your death day and have no clue"
"Original Content. That is all."
"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"
"When life gets you down, remember the immortal words of Monty Python. NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!"
"Spent all day doing one of my favorite things ever - not dying. Score."
"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"