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Joke of the Day

"What has two legs and screams... half a dog."

"A Spaniard, a Dutchman and an Englishman walk into a bar The Icelander couldn't make it because he's still at the Euros."

"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."

"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"

"I joke a lot about how horrible my wife and kid are, but in reality you should know that it's not funny at all and it really sucks for me."

"What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet? DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting."

"When Conor McGregor finishes in 13 seconds, everybody cheers But when I finish in 13 seconds, my girlfriend won't talk to me"

"Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures."

"When my kids ask what a word means, I tell them to bring me a dictionary. Then I smack them with it, and tell them to Google that shit."

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"