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Joke of the Day
"You said clothes were 50% off But not one woman in here is topless That false advertising!"
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"The beauty of a text message is that it transcends time. You respond at your leisure. Unless it's from your wife, then you have 30 seconds."
"Once I posed naked for a Magazine. But I think the Newsagent would have preferred money"
"What did Wilford Brimley say to his wife when he found out she was pregnant? You have diafetus"
"I was going to make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen but NaH"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cy ! Cy who ? Cy'n on the botton line !"
"""Sleep tight. Don't let the bedbugs bite."" --Guy who doesn't understand how sleep works"
"My wife found out I was cheating... ... after she found the letters I was hiding. She got real mad and said that she'd never play Scrabble with me ever again."
"My friend owns a bakery Last week it burnt down Now his business is TOAST"
"Recipe for homemade charcoal: 1. Put dinner in the oven. 2. Sit down to check one quick thing on the internet..."