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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."

"Nice try speed bumps, it's a rental."

"Hitler wasn't all that bad, He killed Hitler."

"What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!"

"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."

"I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit."

"Yo momma so fat When she wants to feel sexy, she puts on a marathong."

"What does Miller Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"What do you call an Indian stoner? Man, deep"

"Female Viagra has been around for years It's called money."