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Joke of the Day

"Im thinking about being a dish for halloween. Bitches love doing dishes."

"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."

"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."

"She says talking to me is like talking to a kid. Therapist: And how many years has this been going on? *holds up 6 fingers* This many"

"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"

"What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border? Iran!"

"Did you know light travels faster than sound? That's why some people appear bright (until you hear them talk)."

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"

"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"