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Joke of the Day

"ARTIST: I'd like your opinion on my painting. CRITIC: It's worthless. ARTIST: I know, but I'd like it anyway."

"*my casket slowly begins lowering into the ground* me, knocking from inside: ""Wait, I have to pee."""

"When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)"

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"

"Many women say a guy who makes them laugh is all they want. They fail to mention all the things it takes to put them in the mood to laugh."

"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."

"Italian Hot Tub What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called? Ja-scusi."

"My girlfriend named her pussy trouble. And now I'm always trying to get into trouble."