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Joke of the Day

"I told my girlfriend I would see her next year before I left for work She laughed because she got the joke. I wasn't joking. I'm leaving her"

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"Your mom thinks she's anorexic Whenever she looks in the mirror she sees a fat woman."

"Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I."

"I want to start a customizable shoe store in Canada I'm gonna call it ""It's All About You"""

"A brazilian, uruguayan and argentinian walk into the bar... ...celona team. GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL ! GOAAAAAAAAL !"

"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment."

"There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag. But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra."

"The only thing my girl friend blows Is everything out of proportion"

"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."