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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
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"A father of four finds out hes months behind on child support... *[deleted] 1 hour ago (0 children)*"
"Once i thought i was wrong. But I was mistaken"
"What's the best thing about alzheimers? You're always meeting new people."
"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"
"If the conversation gets too serious take your pants off."
"Average Guy: [writes her a song] Girl: ""Yeah, whatever."" Hot Guy: ""Sup."" Girl: ""Oh my god, you're so creative!"""
"[Gets Twitter error: ""Somehow, somewhere, something went wrong""] I know Twitter, I know. That's why I'm here."
"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"
"Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed? Because they finish each other's sentences"