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Joke of the Day
"Me: Did you hear what I just said? Him: Yes Me: What did I say? Him: Did you hear what I just said"
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"A lesbian tried to hit on me today, so I let her know that I was straight. She told me, ""Spaghetti is straight too, till it gets wet"""
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"
"Microwave broke and I had to cook on the stove like freaking Betty Rubble."
"When I say I'm as sober as a judge I mean Paula Abdul."
"An Irishman, a Scotsman, and an amnesiac stumble drunkenly into the road. The Irishman nearly escapes a speeding car, but the Scotsman isn't so lucky, and gets hit by the car and dies."
"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"
"Come on guys, lemme back in the gang! I'm real good at crimes! ""No"" Why? ""YOU GOT ARRESTED BY A POLICE HORSE CARL HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE"""
"Marriage If a couple gets married in Alabama... And divorced in Mississippi... Are they still brother and sister?"
"I used to play water polo But I had to stop when my horse drowned"