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Joke of the Day

"I heard about this one place with red signs that thanked drivers for slowing down... ...but when I drove by, everything was blue."

"Will you tell you the story of the huge sad wall? I shouldn't, you'll never get over it."

"Chad always has an impeccable fashion sense, even when he's not trying People ask him how he does it and he tells them, ""Well, I didn't stay in the closet all those years for nothing""."

"What's the best class in school if you want to be a doctor? Weight training, it gives you the most patients."

"Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it."

"Why are there fences around cemeteries? people are dying to get in."

"Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS? He was in Peake condition."

"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on euthanasia. The librarian says, ""I'll do my best to assist you""."

"Jobs that do not exist anymore Steve"

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"