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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !"
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"We'd love to offer you the job [My phone buzzes] Congrats on your 250 tweet! ME [leaving]: Lol no thanks I won't be needing to work anymore"
"Ever heard of the blind hooker? You really gotta hand it to 'er."
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