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Joke of the Day
"How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys? A crowbar."
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"When I die I want to invite my college group mates to my funeral and have them bury me So they can let me down one last time"
"If you drive a Hummer, I will assume you are a douchebag. If aforementioned Hummer is bright yellow, I will crown you their king."
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop"
"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business"
"What is the difference between a dead baby and an orange? [NSFW] I don't fuck an orange after i peel its skin off"
"I, for one... like Roman numerals."
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"
"What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"