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"I referred to someone as a ""whore"" then apologized....I knew no one would ever pay for that, even if she hung herself on the clearance rack."
"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."
"kicked out of church. I yelled ""YEAH WE ""HAVE A MARIA"", SHE'S MY AUNT, WHY DO YOU KEEP SAYING IT WEIRD"". mustve gotten too close 2 the truth"
"I'm not racist. White people scare me too."
"What do you call a Russian on a golf course? Vladimir Puttin'"
"Isis are planning their next move. They should start by putting their heads together."
"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"
"I have two tear drop tattoos (one for each time I waved at a person who was waving to someone behind me)"
"Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner? Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines."