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".@cocacola i tried to give a coke bottle to a polar bear. he did not accept. also he took my son. i need my son back"
"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."
"My girlfriend is kind of like a ninja attack.. They're two things I'll never see coming. (I've never been so proud of myself for writing a joke)"
"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"
"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"
"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
"I always close the door to the bathroom even if I'm home alone. What if someone broke in and saw me peeing? That would be so embarrassing"
"I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... I fold it in half."
"Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children."