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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !"
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"Looking at the smoldering corpses of his enemies, Harry Potter thought ""damn magic is dope as hell."" #LastLinesFromGreatBooks"
"I've never met a Friday I didn't like!"
"CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature."
"What's the most overused punchline on reddit? [removed]"
"To weigh 50 kilos and say that you're fat, that is so female..."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Apparently not three because my basement is still dark."
"I've decided to go on the ""England World Cup Diet"" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads! (England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...)"
"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"
"How do Australians breathe? They exhale"