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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled ""Church Preference"" he filled in: Red brick."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"[arrives at sales meeting with giraffe I bought last month] ""Ok, did everyone bring a graph tracking your activity this month?"" ME: uh oh"

"Added my sticker to the family on the back of your van I am in your family now you have to bring me to costco every time you go."

"If she says ""well you're too busy to chat so have a good day"" ..what she means is she hopes it's a good day for your hair to catch on fire."

"There are four main food groups: 1. Canned 2. Frozen 3. Drive-thru 4. Fried"

"What do you call a blonde, who dyed her hair black? Artificial intelligence"

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"So I asked my North Korean friend how it was there... he said he couldn't complain."

"Who led the Jews across a semi-permeable membrane? osMoses"