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Joke of the Day
"What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague? If you need me, I'll be in my Lab."
Next Joke
"What's a farmers favourite part of a novel? The plot."
"Dude... I was there, don't try to change the story."
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"Two elephants jump off a cliff Boom, boom"
"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""
"What is a Muslims favourite video game? Goat simulator"
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad... If you stab it enough times."
"Marriage is like a trip to the museum... You have to be really quiet and you can't touch anything."
"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."