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Joke of the Day
"How does a psychiatrist like his sausages? Freud"
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"Boxing and fencing Two sports that have nothing to do with boxes or fences"
"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"What do you call a virus that affects your command-line? A Terminal Illness."
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"What's pink and retarded? A Flamongo."
"Why did the squirrel swim on its back? To keep his nuts dry"
"There are 10 kind of people in this world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first."
"The liquor store cashier asked me my birth date so I said ""12-25-0000"", and stared into his eyes majestically."