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Joke of the Day
"I know a trick to make my dick 2 meters long... ... I fold it in half."
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"How did feminism start? Some guy forgot to lock the kitchen door"
"My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot."
"Why do men pay more for car insurance? Women don't get blowjobs while they're driving."
"You Must Be From Ireland Because everytime I see you my penis be Dublin."
"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."
"It's like the people who drive Smart cars don't even realize that other cars are an option."
"How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"
"What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball? Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)"
"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."