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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix a donkey & a onion? A Piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye"

"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."

"the next time u see a fork in the road, just try to remeber that at least, no mater wat u did, u werent the person who tried to eat the road"

"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."

"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"

"What did the scarecrow say before committing suicide? ""That's the last straw!"" *^I'm ^sorry.* [UsagiMimi](http://www.reddit.com/user/UsagiMimi/) helped me refine the wording."

"*Giving TED talk* Me: *points at guy* sir, reach under your chair! *he does and a mousetrap snaps* Me: trust no one *audience claps*"

"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end."

"So I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog. It was a shihtzu."

"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."