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Joke of the Day
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours."
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"I saw a sign the other day the made me fucking piss my pants... ...it said ""Bathroom Closed"""
"What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast? Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww"
"I gave a blind man 10$ He told me he'll pay me back the next time he sees me."
"Why did Moses lead the Jews around the desert for 40 years? Because someone dropped a quarter."
"How fast can a bear run? As fast as it can bear."
"Case In Court After The Jasleen Kaur Case He argued... She argued... . . . . He shouted... She shouted... . . . . .. and then she cried...... . . . . Result: She won by Duckworth-Lewis method !!"
"Why did the burgler take a bath? He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'."
"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."
"My 2015 new years resolution 1920x1080"