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"I have an L shaped sofa lowercase"
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"Request: push more paper than a ... I need a joke some what related to this. Any help would be much appreciated"
"What do you tell a girl with two black eyes.. nothin! You already told her twice"
"My boss told me if I kept showing up late he'd give me a pink slip and I was like, how does he know about my tastes in women's underwear?"
"Did you hear about the man from the experimental group that was arrested? He was out of control."
"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but saran wrap The psychiatrist says ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."
"I invited a friend over after school. I told my mom he's my brother from another mother. My parents are now in the divorce process."
"When my wife starts to sing I have to go out in the yard and work in the garden so the neighbors don't think domestic violence is happening."