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Joke of the Day

"Finally cleaned out the fridge to make meal planning easier. Tonight, we're having buttered olives with mustard and baking soda."

"Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech? [removed]"

"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."

"Parachute Jumping by Hugo Furst"

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."

"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"

"The secret episode. ""Hi! This is Khalid al-Mihdhar... and this is Jackass!"" ^^^I'm ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^for ^^^this"

"I like my women like a like my coffee I dont like coffee"

"Did you hear the score of the Germany Vs Ethiopia game? Germany 8, Ethiopia didn't."

"What's common between a bungee jumper and a hooker? If the rubber snaps, you're screwed"