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Joke of the Day
"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."
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"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."
"Ddi Humpty Dumpty have a good winter? No, but he had a great Fall."
"A doctor reaches into his pocket and finds his rectal thermometer He says ""Shit, some asshole took my pen!"""
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"April showers bring the May flowers. What do the May Flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"Did you know the first sniper was a Mexican? Juan shot, Juan kill."
"Facebook should have a limit on times you can change your relationship status... After 3 it should default to ""Unstable"""
"Men are not sexist Because being sexist is wrong and being wrong is what women do."
"What web page do orphans visit the most? 404 Edit: Sorry it sucks, it's me trying to make oc."