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Joke of the Day
"What is a castrated male's favorite operating system? Unix."
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"I haven't been ignoring you; I've been prioritizing you."
"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""
"Took my drivers test high on magic mushrooms. Passed with flying colors."
"A girl drinks 4 cosmos over a span of 60 minutes. 25 mins later, she texts 3 of her besties. How many emojis will she use? Show your work."
"I'm not on the Atkins Diet. I'm on the Rowan Atkinson Diet... It's all BEANS!!"
"What did Sandy say when she came to New York? I come to this great city with great intentions."
"Why couldn't the chicken come to dinner? he didn't seem truss worthy."
"What kind of shoes do Frogs wear? Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you"
"How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know either, I walked out early too."