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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a very forgiving lawyer? S'aul Good man."

"A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt dusted himself down and said ""OK who moved my dog?"""

"I saw a woman with 12 breasts. Sounds strange, dozen tit?"

"It was obvious from the camera angle it was AMC killing it's viewers. #TWDfinale"

"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"

"Roadside motels are a good place to stay if you haven't decided yet whether you want to kill someone or be killed."

"My Favorite Joke (Sorry Cat Lovers) How do you make a cat go Woof? Soak it in gasoline and throw it in a fire place!"

"What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo? A hit-the-spotimus."

"Roses are red Violets are blue I've got multiple personalities disorder And so do I."

"Just ask Tommy Hilfiger it out."