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Joke of the Day

"For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn't great, but the tips were enormous!"

"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."

"If you love something, let it go. If it comes back to you you may be in love with a boomerang."

"Q: What did the snowman say to the other snowman? A: ""Do you smell carrot?"""

"If you mix Taco Bell hot sauce into your ramen, it tastes exactly like poverty."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."

"You know, I heard a rumor that Stevie Wonder is pansexual. He just doesn't see gender."

"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"

"If college football created a bowl game called the ""Hyperbole,"" which two teams would be selected to play in it? The two greatest teams in the history of the known universe."