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Joke of the Day

"""I found some shit in your room...No, I found actual shit. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the fuck?"""

"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"

"Some chick got her nipple pierced at the bar last night. I'm not very good at darts."

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"Everyone keeps saying they hate the smell of moth balls But I just keep wondering how they spread those tiny legs apart."

"If you're 17 and your 200 year old lover won't turn you into a vampire so you can be together forever, he's just not that into you."

"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ? Cat you understand !"

"PMS jokes are not funny. Period."

"A useless blood vessel is found dead It died in vein"