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Joke of the Day
"A recent study found out that 9 out of every 11 jobs are done inside"
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"I wonder what my wife's favourite US state is. Maybe Alaska."
"A penny saved... ... is 350 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars earned!"
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"What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender? About ten minutes."
"Why does sweden have so many somalis? They have a pirate bay......"
"When a cow laughs..... does milk come out of her nose?"
"What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn't walkie or talkie."
"A recent study has found that woman who carry little extra weight live longer then the man who mention it"
"I threw caution to the wind.caution is my little brother."