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Joke of the Day
"I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D"
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"Lately people have been trying to get me to jump off a dock But I don't give into pier pressure."
"You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle."
"DIET TIP: You are what you eat. Do you really want to be celery? C'mon. Not even celery wants to be celery."
"What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady? But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?"
"What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church? A condom."
"The cranberries used to write songs that would get stuck in your head, in your heeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."
"As an Asian male, I'm offended by the stereotype that we're bad drivers and have small penises. I am an excellent driver."
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."