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Joke of the Day

"Joey: WHOA Blossom: So you like that? Joey: WHOA Blossom: Are you saying stop? Joey: WHOA Blossom: OK This is the worst safeword ever"

"What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard? / \ Esc"

"Wanna hear a pizza joke? I can't tell it to ya, it's too cheesy"

"What do you call a black woman on the moon? An astronaut."

"Mayweather's formula of victory Victory = (Hugs + Runs) * 12"

"There's two things I hate in this world Racism, and the French"

"Entropy ...isn't what it used to be."

"Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe? Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan"

"Just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... There's Norway I could A-Fjord to live there."

"Why are Muslims so violent? Because I slam."