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Joke of the Day

"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."

"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."

"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."

"What is the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck."

"Look I see that you love me and would kill for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"

"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"

"Selling a vacuum has to be nearly impossible. They all suck."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? They vote."

"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""

"Did you hear about the psychic midget who is wanted by the FBI? She's a small medium at large."