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Joke of the Day
"Poop in the sink Shit will solve itself."
Next Joke
"What do you call a Chinese man with a lot of cats and dogs? A pet shop owner you racist scum!"
"Mix it up a little. Text a random phone number the following msg: ""The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?"""
"Girl, my life is full of tragedy. In 1997, my girlfriend was killed by a guy named Sephiroth. AND she was our party's only healer :("
"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."
"How do you find an ants forefathers? Check it's ants-history."
"The company I worked for was bought out by a billionaire from Spain... We didn't expect the Spanish Acquisition."
"How did the sad clown smile and laugh again? They told him his wife died recently."
"When it comes to cooking herb-crusted fish... ...there's a thyme and a plaice."