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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of pigs? A precinct."
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"The country would be a lot better off if the South had won the war..... ...General Lee speaking"
"I just want 5 minutes alone with the person who thought it was a good idea to put little plastic stickers on every piece of fruit"
"That feeling when you think someone's smiling at you but it's actually directed at someone behind you is the way I feel all the time"
"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."
"By the power vested in me by my credit card, I now pronounce you my new fluffy hat. You may now hug my head."
"My parent's kitchen was designed with 11 light switches, all of which turn on the garbage disposal if you're trying to be quiet"
"Who was the greatest prostitute in history? Ms. Pac-man. For 25 cents she would swallow balls until she died."
"A boy has a stunning realization and confronts his mother Boy: Mum! Why am I black and you're white? Mum: Considering all the crazy shit I've done years ago, you should be glad you aren't barking"
"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""