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Joke of the Day

"My wife told me she used to be a lesbian once ""You mean I turned you?"" I asked with a grin. ""No...."" she replied wistfully. ""I just ran out of money."""

"Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon? There's a great view, but no atmosphere."

"If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? Hundreds of years of disease and genocide."

"What is a Jawa's favorite vegetable? Zucchini"

"What did the baker name her dog? Pido."

"Apparently I snore so loudly that I scare everyone in the car I'm driving."

"Went to the doctors yesterday and was told I have to stop masturbating, Apparently it was upsetting the other people in the waiting room"

"Based on her color and size Snookie would make a great buoy."

"How does ISIS cool down in the summer time? In a blow up pool"

"Is your mum black ? Cause she has a massive dick."