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Joke of the Day
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
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"I wanted to tell a joke about a blind people.. ..I figured they wouldn't see it."
"10YO: [on her ipad] beat my high score! ME: y'know they're just numbers on a screen right? they don't mean anything [checks follower count]"
"Why did the bus stop? Because it saw the zebra crossing."
"People should look like their personalities."
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash. I'm sure this has been posted before, but I thought it was funny."
"Kid 1 swallows coin= rush to ER Kid 2 swallows coin= wait til it passes Kid 3 swallows coin= deduct from allowance."
"What do you call a guy who's great at tying flies? A *master baiter*"
"How do you get to Nazi Germany It's on the third right EDIT: Woah this is like my third day here front page? I feel special now."
"I call my car 'The Forest Whitaker' because the left light barely works."