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Joke of the Day
"Proof: Hillary Clinton Will Be A Great President ""She doesn't suck.""-Bill Clinton"
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"Dear movies, We'll never be upset to the point of throwing expensive jewelry at the bottom of the ocean. Never. Sincerely, Women"
"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."
"Did you hear Mike Tyson was just arrested for nearly beating a Pizza Hut waitress to death? As he was finishing eating, she asked ""Hey, mister, you wanna box for the rest of your pizza?"
"Why are giraffes' necks so long? Because their heads are so far from their bodies."
"What did the redneck say to the Frenchman? You don't speak English fourchette!"
"Adding anyone comment need to no my safari"
"My latest trick is turning big plates into small ones. It's saucery."
"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"
"What's the difference between regular AIDS and north korean AIDS? Regular AIDS is incurable. North Korean AIDS is invincible!"