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Joke of the Day
"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."
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"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"
"Is amazed how I go to bed with normal hair and wake up looking like a beat up version of medusa. Am I fighting crime in my sleep? Wtf."
"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."
"My girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me on the grounds that I'm an ""emotionally stunted, unfeeling, uncaring piece of shit"". I don't know how I feel about this."
"*reads menu for reasonable amount of time ""I'll take the food."""
"Who sings ""Love me tender"" and makes Christmas toys? Santa's little Elvis."
"Q: Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? A: Because he was tired of the sigh-low."
"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"
"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."