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Joke of the Day
"How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet."
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"What does Jeb Bush say on the toilet? Please crap"
"Her parents wanted her to date someone of her own ethnicity. But Polly wanted a cracker."
"Saudi Arabia now supports euthanasia Just proclaim you are homosexual"
"""This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."" -Every 2 year old with a Popsicle."
"I'm emotionally constipated. I haven't given a shit in days"
"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."
"What is it called when a hacker poops? Logging out"
"The reason that I'm not a superstitious person... ...I think that if you believe in superstition that it'll only bring you bad luck."
"Putting on a clean pair of underwear everyday is a great way to have seven pair on by the end of the week."