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Joke of the Day
"There was an accident involving 2 cars in mexico 17 people were injured."
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"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."
"""You clean up nicely"", is just a polite way of saying, ""You usually look like shit."""
"A rabbi, a priest and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"Maths joke: if you have a pizza with radius z and thickness a, it's volume is pizza (or pi*z*z*a)"
"Everyone always thinks I'm gay... Even my boyfriend."
"What's the spaciest kind of camel? Andromedary"
"I was going to have sex with my xbox but.. It made me microsoft"
"What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo? He got turd degree burns."
"The Nazi's weren't bad guys. And I know I'm 100% reich about this."