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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally mixed the I Can't Believe It's Not Butter in with the regular butter and NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE!"

"One of the funniest vampire jokes ever! Never mind, it sucks."

"What do you called a piano someone pissed in? A peeano."

"What do you call a Jew that can fly? Smoke"

"I stole a futon from a shop. I think the police are after me, so I have beenlying low."

"I walked in to the library today... and asked if they had the new book on tiny penises. The librarian responded ""I don't think it is in yet."" I said, ""That's the one."""

"One of My Only Actual Original Jokes Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... He was suicidal."

"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."

"[1st date] date: ...you said you had abs me: [squints] everyone has abdominal muscles, Susan"

"I thought I had lost my porn stash It was right under my nose all along."