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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a blind man mad? Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers."
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"Q: What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level? A: Pencil-in."
"Have to take my son to speech therapy.. Easier done than said"
"Women always had all the power over me on first dates, especially when they had googly eyes on their chest."
"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands You really should upvote this joke because it never gets old"
"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"
"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."
"What does a Doctor do when he needs 50 bags full of fruits? He goes to Orlando and checks the Pulse."
"I came home to my wife yelling ""The square root of pi!"" angrily. I told her she was being irrational."