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Joke of the Day
"Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99"
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"How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm? Who the hell cares?"
"If Obama was in Mortal Kombat... He'd be called ""Baraka Obama"""
"Avoid office small talk by maintaining that facial expression between first sneeze and second sneeze."
"What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries"
"Bono is gonna be really pissed off when he finds out he's not Jesus."
"Just changed my Facebook name to No one' So when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."
"simple joke (but dirty) what's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? a fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out"
"2016: Surely Donald Trump won't win 2017: He can't do that... right? 2018: I hope my district wins the Hunger Games!"
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."