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Joke of the Day
"Did yo hear about the Hillary special at KFC? Two fat thighs and a left wing for $2.99"
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"What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate? ""Ecru, Brute?"""
"HER: I like talking during sex, but I can't stand it when you narrate the whole thing ME: As she complains, I begin removing my pants slowly"
"Remember when everyone died before gluten-free bread?"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... and says ""Give me a beer and a mop"""
"What kind of memes do Germans like? Danke memes"
"[Updates Christian Mingle bio] ""Just like Moses, I pay attention to the bush first"" ""You have 999 new matches"""
"People should really stop making jokes about major tragedies. My Dad died on 9/11... He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia..."
"got 1 of those water bottles w/ the plastic prison inside 4 putting fruit in. i'm gonna put donut in it. donut water.for health n prosperity"
"Job Interview : ""What is your great weakness?"" - Honesty - I don't think that honesty is a weakness - i don't give a shit what you think !"