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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"
Next Joke
"A guy with a gun enters a bar. ""Who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" he snarled. A voice was heard in the background, ""you don't have enough bullets mate!"""
"Me: What's w/the ice pack? 12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache? 12: Yes."
"What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head? A eunucorn."
"My girlfriend said she would leave me if I did't stop singing The Monkee's. Then I saw her face, now I'm a believer."
"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
"You don't know pissed off until she tells you to go sleep on the couch, an you take all the covers with you."
"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."
"A man asks his dog, ""Can you speak English?"" The dog replies, ""Por supuesto que puedo hombre no tonta, soy un perro!"""