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Joke of the Day

"When Copernicus said the Earth goes around the sun I don't think he appreciated the gravity of the situation. Science. History. Punnery."

"I lied. There was no crime. I just wanted to see how long it would take the police sketch artist to realize I was describing Patrick Swayze."

"So, we tip the pizza delivery guy, but not ambulance drivers."

"Drinking Remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant."

"Who's Leonardo Dicaprio's least favorite Sesame Street character? Oscar im so sorry"

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She choked. Edit: Think LONG and HARD about it."

"Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too"

"I love the new Upvote noise Reddit made... Thank you."

"I get all of my news from ""We Didn't Start The Fire"""

"Proof that Bush did 7/11 Jet fuel cant melt ICEE's"