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Joke of the Day
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
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"A man calls in to work sick on a Friday His boss asks him, ""Why what's wrong with you?"" He replies, ""its my eyes boss... I just can't see my ass coming in to work today."""
"A woman has breast implant made from an old oak tree. This made her breasts enormous. This joke would be funny if it had a punchline. Wooden tit?"
"""Just dashing to the shops"" Woman [showers, washes hair, styles hair, puts on make up, chooses outfit, irons clothes] Man [grabs car keys]"
"What do humans and sharks have in common? The great ones are always white."
"How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company."
"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Between me and you, we can make a lot of money."
"Why is my algebra textbook so sad? It has a lot of problems."
"What did the frog with the speech impediment say? ""Thibbit"""
"Many call me an elastic band The more you pull, the harder I cum"