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Joke of the Day
"What do birds order when they go to Starbucks? Flappaccinos."
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"This coffee is so strong it just raised 5 children on a nurse's salary."
"Hitler decides to hire a weather forecaster [Hitler] what's the weather looking like today? [Forecaster] Hail, Hitler!"
"Throw shit at a person, you are their enemy. Throw shit at a plant, you are their hero. source: r/Showerthoughts/"
"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."
"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"
"Fight fire with water. Idiots."
"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"
"What is a catchy Girl's name? Answer: Annette"
"Why are there no good jokes about engineers? zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline."