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Joke of the Day
"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."
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"How do you call a lesbian, black, Canadian woman? With a phone."
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"
"What type of overalls did Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"what's the worst part for a zombie about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair."
"North Korea is becoming like that annoying person that always threatens to close their Twitter account from lack of attention."
"What did the pornstar say after getting a cumshot in the eye? ""I didn't see that coming"""
"How do elephants hide themselves in the jungle? They paint their testacles red and climb in a cherry tree. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys eating cherries."
"Who makes the best photo bombers? Muslims"